Another judge orders RPS

JusticeTaking a page from Judge Presnell's book , another U.S. District Senior Judge, Marvin H. Shoob has ordered two numbskullian  squabbling lawyers to settles their clerical differences using RPS.

He named "Rock, Paper, Scissors" as the future means by which counsel should resolve their differences. "The parties," Shoob ordered, "shall each bear their own costs of bringing these silly motions." 

We salute you judge Marvin and hope more of your Judicial brethren and sistren will keep the wheels of justice moving that bit faster by legislating the use of RPS in those mundane and silly motions. 

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